Pigs Ought to be Proud
Pigs ought to be proud that their bellies
Are so wonderfully welcome again.
Bacon’s the bomb. Bacon rules.
Bacon talks, sausage walks.
Bacon Fests, bacon shakes, bacon on burgers,
Bacon on cheese, bacon on sundaes.
Bacon on Chinese, bacon on Mondays.
Chocolate covered bacon. Bacon vodka,
Na zdorovya! <snicker>
Artisanal bacon, oo la la. El gordo.
Six different types of umami
Smoked, sliced and ready to fry,
Ready to grill, ready to bake.
Downfall of many a vegetarian,
A gateway meat, a step to steak.
Pigs ought to be proud.