I like my two émigrés from Catlandia.
Pump and Blue, the hulk and fluff.
So, when I saw this commercial on TV
That said my standard cat food
Was, by implication, not fit for dogs,
I went out and bought several cans
Of AAA-rated, no corn, no icky filler,
Wholesome, all meaty, feline fodder.
Smiling modestly, I presented it to
My loyal subjects and invited them to
Chow down the way nature intended.
Like that worked.
<sniff> Look up at me questioningly.
<sniff> Shake paws and walk away.
Rewrite the menu.
Friskies 1, Nature zip.