Uncle Bob's Words

Words, poetry, stuff like that

My TV

I speak rudely to my TV.

Stupid phrases issue from it.

They beg rebuttal or derision.

Crazy hair guy vouchsafes aliens.

Technodorks hare after spirits.

“This magic pill burns fat fast!”

“This product really…works!”

Be thinner, richer, manlier!

Give ‘em a raspberry, give ‘em the bird,

Yet, they’re impervious to my scorn.

They blather on, irreproachable.

Like preachers and politicians

And idiots arave at the moon.

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