I Need an Innertube
If it all is going to go to hell in late summer,
As my buddy told me, having heard it from a guy
Who takes this expensive newsletter from some guy
Who has an ear horn up God’s ass, then I’m screwed.
Who can stem a tide of hot, steaming shit?
Some will have boats to ride this smelly tide out,
But I won’t. I can swim, though, for what that’s worth.