UFOs and Aliens
Q: What attracts UFOs?
A: Strong body odor.
Q: Have aliens contacted us?
A: Yeah, and speaking of body odor…
Q: Did they give us any technology?
A: Krispy Kreme donuts. You’ve heard of them?
Q: Why do UFOs have blinking lights?
A: Aliens enjoy variety.
Q: Have aliens abducted humans?
A: Yes, but they consider us boring.
Q: Have they done all those animal mutilations?
A: They say, “Yuk!”
Q: Did aliens build ancient sites?
A: No, they’re more, er, artistic.
Q: None at all?
A: Well, they love wine. They were encouraging.
A: And grass. Remember those flashing lights?
Q: Are they stil around?
A: Yeah, they saw a movie…
Q: What movie?
A: “Close Encounters of the Third Kind”
Q: What’s up with that?
A: They thought it was a comedy. They’re out in Hollywood now.
Q: How do you know all this?
A: I googled it.