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Cats!

I like my two émigrés from Catlandia.

Pump and Blue, the hulk and fluff.

So, when I saw this commercial on TV

That said my standard cat food

Was, by implication, not fit for dogs,

I went out and bought several cans

Of AAA-rated, no corn, no icky filler,

Wholesome, all meaty, feline fodder.

Smiling modestly, I presented it to

My loyal subjects and invited them to

Chow down the way nature intended.

Like that worked.

<sniff> Look up at me questioningly.

<sniff> Shake paws and walk away.

Rewrite the menu.

Friskies 1, Nature zip.

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